(listen to the audio file … this conversations cuter that way)
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
I was going through my old SMSes on my other phone when I found this at the draft folders. I forgot the source but this is this just so beautiful that I can’t help but post it here:
- Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
- Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole.
- Sometimes, He sends us pain so we can be stronger.
- Sometimes, He sends us failure so we can be humble.
- Sometimes, He sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves.
- Sometimes, He takes “everything” away from us so we can learn the value of “everything” that we have.
Nice. Very nice!
According to Greek mytholgy, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their powers, Zeus split them into two parts condemning them to spend the rest of their lives in search of their other halves ♥
- Camille: Ilabas ang mga toro!
- Robert: Kasama si Jubal? Naka-red din siya e. Siya yung toro!
- Camille: HAHAHAHA! Torotot!
- Camille: Supoltorero
- Robert: Basurero
- Robert: Bombero
- Camille: Majikero
- Robert: Matadero
- Camille: Kaldero
- Robert: Panadero
- Camille: Sorbetero
- Robert: Babaero
- Camille: Kutsero
- Robert: Lakwatsero
- Camille: Haciendero
- Robert: Basketbolero
My sister’s pet in Pet Society just turned 1 year old today. She named her after Demi Lovato (which is like HER MOST FAVORITE CELEBRITY) hehehe! If you can only see my sis now hahaha. She’s so happy and she kept on kissing pa the monitor saying “Happy Birthday baby!” Hahaha. I told her, “Aww! Birthday na ni Demiberry. Happy Birthday, Demi!” she was so touched she kissed me :)
Love you, Francine! You are so cute!